Exhaust Pipes – Not me officer!

Thanks to Wirral Advanced Motorists’ and Tom Ashton, slightly edited.

A police officer pulls a driver over for speeding :

Officer:  May I see your driver’s licence?

Driver:  I don’t have one.

Officer:  May I see the registration document for this vehicle?

Driver:  It’s not my car, I stole it.

Officer:  The car is stolen?

Driver:  That’s right.  But come to think of it, I saw the owner’s registration document in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.

Officer:  There’s a gun in the glove box?

Driver:  Yes sir, that’s where I put it after I shot the woman who owns this car and put her in the boot.

Officer:  There’s a body in the boot?

Driver:  Yes, sir.

Hearing this, the officer immediately called for back-up.  The car is quickly surrounded by police and an inspector approaches the driver to handle the tense situation:

Inspector:  Sir, can I see your driving licence?

Driver:  Sure, here it is.

It was valid.

Inspector: Who’s car is this?

Driver: It’s mine, officer.  Here’s the registration document.

It too was valid.

Inspector:  Would you slowly open your glove box, so that I can see if there’s a gun in it?

There was no gun in the glove box.

Inspector:  Would you mind opening your boot? I was told you said there’s a body in it.

Driver:  No problem.

The boot is opened and there’s no body.

Inspector:  I don’t understand it.  The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn’t have a driving licence, stole the car and had a gun in the glove box and that there was a body in the boot!

Driver:  Yes and I bet the liar told you I was speeding as well!